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samaralex: Mustafa Ozturk

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 15:08:37 -0500

samaralex:

Mustafa Ozturk

cornersoftheworld: Consuergra, Spain

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 21:58:03 -0400

cornersoftheworld:

Consuergra, Spain

The trouble with the economy

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 21:57:16 -0400

George W Bush took a bulldozer and dug a hole. Barack Obama is filling it in with a shovel.

Wishing I was dead

Thu, 26 May 2011 15:09:26 -0400

The thing that keeps me alive isn’t love, or hope, or faith, it’s fear. Fear that dying will hurt. That’s all. People try to tell me that the reason I have to stay alive is because of all the people in my life who love and care about me, but the truth of the matter is that the reason I stay alive is that I suspect that watching my own guts spill out on the pavement would turn out to be surprisingly painful. The truth is that those things that make life worth living: love, hope, and faith, well, I’m just out of those. And, the truth be told, I put the number of people who would really miss me at three. That’s a sign.

I miss being happy. I was happy once, and every once in awhile I’m happy again, but these moments seem to be getting harder and harder to achieve. Maybe I’m just getting old.

Photo

Sun, 22 May 2011 16:03:42 -0400

Photo

Sun, 22 May 2011 16:03:03 -0400

Photo

Sun, 22 May 2011 16:02:31 -0400

theladycheeky: London Andrews al fresco

Fri, 13 May 2011 12:56:55 -0400

theladycheeky:

London Andrews al fresco

old ladies

Fri, 13 May 2011 12:50:44 -0400

Old Lady working in the greeting card section at CVS: Can I help you find anything?

Me: Do you have a greeting card that says “Congratulations on graduating from Law School and thank you for sleeping with me even though I’m far too old for you?”

Old Lady, handing me a card: How’s this? It says “You saw potential!”

Lucky Dog

Thu, 12 May 2011 11:53:57 -0400

Lucky Dog

Conversations with my kids

Mon, 09 May 2011 23:27:59 -0400

Grandma: Hello cutie Finn: I’m not cute, I’m handsome Albert: I’m a cheeseburger!

I am an idiot

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 16:43:35 -0400

I bought a new car stereo. I spend a lot of time in the car, and I wanted something that I could plug my ipod directly into. I tried it out. It’s really nice. You just plug the white ipod chord right into the player. I used it on my way to the movies that night. When I came out of the movie, my ipod had been stolen. The little white ipod chord hanging off of the player basically screamed “There’s an ipod in here! Steal me!”

Conversation I had with an actual Billionare

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 12:06:02 -0400

Billion: I just bought a device so that I can wash my plastic grocery bags in the dishwasher and reuse them! (Claps hands)

Me: You flew here in a private jet.

Billion: Yeah?

Me: Sorry, it seemed like a relevant point when I said it.

You're wearing jeans and Lightning McQueen jockey shorts...

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:51:29 -0400

No, yoda doesn’t wear his underwear over his pants, that’s Superman, and in any case you can’t wear them that way.

No

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 09:35:52 -0400

No, we’re in a hotel. You can’t go down to breakfast in just you’re underpants, even if you are wearing a cape.

Capitalism sucks

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:11:24 -0400

Someone in th Republican party needs to explain to me why you can have enough money to spend a million dollars a year every year for the next thousand years and still dcesperately need a tax break.

Finn

Tue, 05 Apr 2011 19:48:19 -0400

Finn

A reminder that some places in this world are...

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 11:20:00 -0500

A reminder that some places in this world are beautiful

cornersoftheworld:

Sperlonga, Italy

Submitted by Fromourworld

To my ex girlfriend and the internet as a whole

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:31:32 -0500

Without the boobs, you’re really kind of dull.

geekcestchic: Marilyn Monroe

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 10:11:23 -0500

geekcestchic:

Marilyn Monroe